A Quick Word on Colin Kaepernick’s Douchebaggery

There's a lot of uproar over Colin Kaepernick's recent refusal to stand for the national anthem before games, which Kaepernick claims is a quiet protest of the country that oppresses black people like him. I feel compelled to comment because not often do my love for football and knowledge of the law intersect outside of a contractual … Continue reading A Quick Word on Colin Kaepernick’s Douchebaggery

Painstaking Analysis of a Fantasy Draft Pt. 1

Well, folks, fantasy drafts have officially commenced. We have all probably been through at least one by now. With this being said, there's no better time than the present to obsessively scrutinize your results and adjust your strategy accordingly...you know, before you fuck up your other three drafts. I have completed two drafts and chosen one at … Continue reading Painstaking Analysis of a Fantasy Draft Pt. 1

Cam Newton Might Be the Only Person Who Cares About Preseason Football; Here’s Why You Should Care

On Thursday night, a 95-yard interception for a touchdown by Panthers linebacker A.J. Klein was negated for another player's sideline exhibition. I'll give you a hint: the player's name rhymes with Damn Tootin'. The rhymed name clearly reveals we are talking about Cam Newton and also conveys our collective lack of surprise that his overzealous … Continue reading Cam Newton Might Be the Only Person Who Cares About Preseason Football; Here’s Why You Should Care